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Toby a 33 year old with Downs Syndrome discusses his dead mother. Extract from Jack Thorne’s script, The Spastic King

Toby is sitting up on the side of his bed. Taking off his shoes, this is quite a difficult task. It should be just starting to become apparent how much he let his Mum do for him.

INT. VOX POP.

PATEL

We like Toby, very much. He puts leaflets in the newspapers for our delivery boys to post. They never do it properly - Toby does.

EXT. BUS STOP. DAY.

TOBY (TO CAM)

The secret to making sure no-one guesses your Mum’s dead is to do everything the same. If you’re a bastard, stay bastard. if you’re always late then stay always late.

ANNIE

Have you got photos on that thing?

TOBY

What?

ANNIE

You know how some of them have - photos you can take pictures ...

TOBY

No. Not this one.

ANNIE

Can I have a look? Don’t worry I won’t nick it.

TOBY

Yeah?

ANNIE

Nope, what a shame, I was going to have you take a picture of the back of my head. I have a theory that last impressions are more important than first ... I’m going to an interview. Sorry. I’ll leave you be.

TOBY

No, it’s ok.

ANNIE

I just think that it’s pointless sitting by someone and not saying hi, if you want to. Or asking them a favour, if you need one. But maybe I’m weird.

TOBY

You were here ... yesterday ...

ANNIE

That’s right, a different interview, which I didn’t get. Listen, if I showed you the back of my head, would you tell me honestly if it looked odd.

TOBY

OK.

ANNIE

What do you think?

TOBY

Very nice.

ANNIE

Great arse, right?

TOBY

What?

ANNIE

Oh! Saved by the bus! Wish me luck!

The Spastic King, 2007

The Spastic King, 2007